How to make a orphans feet bleed make them run in place until their parents get them
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
The man was Indian he moved to England because he wanted to learn so got a job at the store he learned how to say register then he was a business man he learned how to say 59887 then returant so he learned how to say fork and knifes so a man came with a knife the cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him he said him he pointed to the Indian man the cop asked what did you use he said register cop asked for ID 59887the cop asked anything on you forks and knife he said me me me
This is how to die soft 101
yo bro you good ? you need a hug?
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
How to Make an Orphan cry Step 1 Talk about Home Step 2 Ask them where there parents are Step 3 Say Bye Bye and push them in the batmobile
