How To jokes
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.