Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
Why can’t orphans play poker because they don’t know what a full house is
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Earth is full, Go home!
What do you call an orphan home alone
A family reunion
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
When you suicide in your house, that's suicide but when you suicide outside, you failed your parkour
You: Finds a time clock that can change time
Your friend the next day: Hey, can borrow yo' house
You: No I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
Full House and Fuller House
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house, he said he was confused because he didnt know what that is
I made a house for orphans and....
they had no clue How to use it
Why cant orphans play baseball
They don't no where home is
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? - Because he had a new window open...
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