Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Hotness Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
