According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
your mom gay evan mom hot
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman. Hot and ready to explode.
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Why did the guy get the hose
Because the girl was smoking hot
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
yo mamas so hot when she walked into subway she gave me a foot long
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
Once there were 2 cupcakes in the furnace the one cupcake said its kinda hot in here the other one said hah a talking cupcake
What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
