Hotness jokes
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Red hot 🥵
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.