Hotness jokes

My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."