Hotness jokes
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
omg hot.
What is your summer name? Hot.
Hot water look a**.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.