Why did Chad date the 9 yr old
Because Stellas hot
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything."
Best friend: dude your sister is hot iād Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
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Why did the Chili blush? -Because it was so hot
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Why was the burnside bridge so hot ........ Because it's on the burning side
roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you're as ugly as poo
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
Why was the dog staying in the shade? Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
one volcano said " is that you cues I am hot"
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
WHY DOES THE SUN GET ALOT OF GIRLS? BECAUSE ITS HOT.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? š
