Hotness jokes
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!