Hotness jokes
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.