What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
