POV you accidentally get H in your IV drip
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents. " Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white." The mother rushes the boy to the hospital while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm. "How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" He exclaims. The wife looks up at him. "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection."
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh don't worry, mine too!!
Person: Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Stranger: Oh, just go Stand in the middle of the road.
whats juice wrlds favourite salad? a seizure salad
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
White people be like less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!
Hahaha dumb white people!
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
why are Christmas trees banned at mental hospital they would hang themselves like ornaments
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple If you were a vegetable, I would visit u in the hospital
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
