whats juice wrlds favourite salad? a seizure salad
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
White people be like less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!
Hahaha dumb white people!
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
why are Christmas trees banned at mental hospital they would hang themselves like ornaments
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple If you were a vegetable, I would visit u in the hospital
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight" Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
Doctor: you'll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
