Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
The doctor says "your wife is PREGNENT" the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn't
What is long brown and cured depression.
A nuse.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No.1 pencils? 🤔
My entire family “TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!” Me “OH NO” 💀
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*
A women just went through laber,she ask the doctor"was it a healthy delivery"the doctor replies"it wasn't delivery,it's digiorno"
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
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Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
You’re forehead so big when you were being born the doctors thought you had no face
