Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What did the Emo say to the surgeon ? "cut me please"
where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said “Celsius.”
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine, and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes. The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
my step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work, I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital
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What happened to teh gator when he walked into the hospital. He became gatorade.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple If you were a vegetable, I would visit u in the hospital
Why's it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight" Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? they organize them
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
