one man walks up to another and says hey did you here about the kidnapping at main street the guy says no the other guy says oh he woke up
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Little Jonny tried phone sex but the holes was too small.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole it's called a brojob but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole it's still called a brojob does it cycle now?
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, yet arrives a day early. When night hit he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, yet the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? One will make your day and the other will make your hole weak
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile