Hole jokes
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.