How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
