How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.
The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.
Why did the Catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole?
Because someone asked him what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
