Does your shoe have a hole in it
No
Then how did you put your foot in it
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
i was digging a hole in my garden then i found a treasure chest i was so happy i went to tell my wife but then i remembered why i was digging a hole
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? -- Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Did you hear about the guys hole left side got cut off! But he’s all right now
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
