Hole jokes
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!