Hole jokes
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.