This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
A man walks over to a little boy and asks "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?" the little boy replies with "Yes please i love bunnies" The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says "no where is it?" The man says "dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!"
Did you hear about the guys hole left side got cut off! But he’s all right now
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
What did the plug hole say to the plug we are so in sink.🤣
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
yo mama sooo stupid when i said "go deep" she dug a hole in the feild
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar
What’s a priest favorite sport? Golf because most of the holes are less than 18
