Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
when i saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, i told him to censor that a-hole. when i saw the completed product, he censored me. then i killed him.
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA they study black whole that are 8 billion years old while he was down here on earth staring at 14 your olds black holes.😈😈😈
Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
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What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
i was digging a hole in my garden then i found a treasure chest i was so happy i went to tell my wife but then i remembered why i was digging a hole
What’s Christian and holey?
JFK
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
