Kim jokes
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Like if you know someone is emo.
like if you know someone that is emo.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
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