Kim

Kim jokes

Space

What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

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  • Feminist

    What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?

    Kim Jong Un has rights.

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  • Plastic

    What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

    They both have plastic in them.

    Misunderstanding

    When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.

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  • People

    Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

    A: Stop littering!

    Memes

    Meat

    The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

    "Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

    Kelly Clarkson

    People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

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  • Parent

    If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

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  • Stereotype

    What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

    They're both yellow and can't drive.

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  • Memes

    Dap

    who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un

    A yellow hand emoji making a stylized handshake or 'dap' gesture next to a yellow emoji face with exaggerated features, including buck teeth and a smirking expression. The text accompanying the image reads: 'who ever doesn't dap this man up gets nuked by Kim Jong Un.'

    Community

    My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

    hey guys, i usually don't do posts like this since i dont wanna vent or whatever, but i wanted to talk to yall. not about my medical shit or me feeling ugly cuz korea or whatever its that i recently lost my best friend and i was wondering im in the asshole lmfao aaand i need advice lmfao first off we met in eigth grade and her name, lets call her kim. kim was in a friend group with me, ha rin (haerin on wje) kim was … Read more