Kim jokes
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Like if you know someone is emo.
like if you know someone that is emo.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
Community talk
My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more
hey guys, i usually don't do posts like this since i dont wanna vent or whatever, but i wanted to talk to yall. not about my medical shit or me feeling ugly cuz korea or whatever its that i recently lost my best friend and i was wondering im in the asshole lmfao aaand i need advice lmfao first off we met in eigth grade and her name, lets call her kim. kim was in a friend group with me, ha rin (haerin on wje) kim was … Read more
KIM?