Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
An autistic kid hit me so I kicked him back and died
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
If you ever get bored just hit an orphan, what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting 'Remind me later' on his Windows Updates.
I hit my friend. He dead now
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
