What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her
What’s the speed limit in bed? It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger
Then it hit me
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
