History

History Jokes

France

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Woman

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

Jew

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

JD Vance

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Chess

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.

Chess

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

Flag

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Chain

What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?

Cow

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.