History jokes
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.