I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. š¤
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survivedāmy grandpa. The others have fallenāhis friends.
If you donāt know how to braid, hit that follow button, letās gooo!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
