History jokes
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.