History jokes
Get confused with Confucius!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?