History jokes
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Hitler was a nazi.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.