How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
History Jokes
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Steel led to World War 2.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Get confused with Confucius!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
