History jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Nosy.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.