Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
