History jokes
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
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My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."