History jokes
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.