Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
A family of three, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom.
“You’re right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son.
“The lie isn’t that you’re adopted,” says the dad.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
the past, present, and future walked into a bar. it was tense
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
