The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Hey, America. No towers? :(
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
