History jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.