why are hill billy so weird because there name is billy

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could wack off Jack, Jill yelled out Jack, where is your sack? Said I’m not Jack I’m your friend Nancy

Jack and Jill went up the hill, they turned to drunks and have no will, Jill said to Jack your love reveal, then think of building me a still.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China’s overcrowded, and therefore they’re starving. They have to eat…

Panda: “My god. They’re coming! Run! They’re hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!”

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: “Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!”

your face with my cum

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

why are mountains so funny because there hills ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny

an old indian was buried on the side of a hill, what did he say.

nothing, he was dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill, Jack stopped and said to drunkin’ Jill to build this still will take so long, Jill said to Jack well F—k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill.