Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Whereβs The beef?"
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. Iβm sick af from these stories.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. πΉ
What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
