I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Whereโs The beef?"
Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.
One asks "what's your favourite type of music?"
The other one says "I'm a big metal fan."
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect two pals of water one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get Iโm sick af from these stories
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL