Hill

Hill jokes

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.

Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

Stereotype

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

Nursery Rhyme

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."

Wheelchair

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."

Type

Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

Nun

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.

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  • Whore

    Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

    Sheep

    What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

    A. A lamb slide.

    Water

    Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.

    Candy

    Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.

    But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?

    Was Randy. 👹

    Jack

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.

    Book

    What's a book never written? Beautiful sights by a mountain, by a rocky hill!

    Jack and Jill

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.

    Taco Bell

    What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

    Taco Bell going out of business.

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  • Daughter

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.