jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
jack and jill went up a hill so jill could lik jacks candystik but jill got a suprise wen she saw her borfiend rik he got so angre jack has no candestik no more jill went home whith a black i and rik got arested for cuting jacks candystik
What black and white black and white black and white black and white..... I dead nun rolling down a hill
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
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Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill, Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill to build this still will take so long, Jill said to Jack well F---k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill.
2 gay kids made their version of the jack,and jill nursery rhyme. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of latte's.