HI jokes

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

Hi, I'm Bob.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

"Alex, hi, you here!?"

Hi Jake!

Hi Manuel.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Hi Sean!

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Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I