HI jokes

Hi, my name isn't Pi.

Look up at the sky and wonder why.

Why are you alive?

Bob: Siri, call 666!

*dialing noises*

Bob: Hello?

Bob's dad: Hi!

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

"Alex, hi, you here!?"

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Hi Jake!

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.