HI jokes

Hi, I'm Bob.

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

What did the O say to the other O?

O hi O (Ohio).

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

"Alex, hi, you here!?"

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Hi Jake!

Hi Manuel.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Hi dude!

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!

I love myself.