HI jokes

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”

Hi Trent!

Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Hi Manuel.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

Hi hi hi.

Hi? Bye.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:

A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.

B. That men are actually treated unequally.

SO

we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.

Hi, I have a question for you.

Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

Yeah, sorry xD

Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?

"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!