Hey jokes
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Memes
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"