Hey jokes
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Memes
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.