Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
HEY THAT’S MY MILK!
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
