Hey jokes
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"