I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Hey Jokes
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Hey, Alya.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
