Hey jokes
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.