Hey Jokes

*titanic was sinking* Passenger: hey captain how far way are we Captain: two miles Passenger: which way are we going? Captain: down

Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!

How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."

Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?

Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

Hey can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know