Hes jokes
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...