Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,
"Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself, she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
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Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now. He just moved back in with his mom.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life
THIS IS A RYTHME
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna
jill said yes as he grabbed her dress
and they had a little fun
jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
A Roman walks into a bar
He holds up two fingers and says "give me five beers."
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesnt pay anymore.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
