Hes jokes
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Memes
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah, he woke up.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...