Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!
You momma's so fat when I went to suck her tit I got a mouthful of knee
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
