Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
