Herring jokes

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Her (DYM 121).

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.