Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Herring Jokes
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
Her (DYM 121).
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
