Herring jokes

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.

One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.

How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?

God fucked her.

When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.