Herring jokes
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."