A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Herring Jokes
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
