Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Herring Jokes
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
