Herring jokes
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Memes
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.