Hereness jokes

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Two muffins are in an oven.

One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"

The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Let's chat here, Prince.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”

The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

Hi, I'm new here.