Hereness jokes
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
This joke here is the worst.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Cam was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yooo, D.K. here!
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why the "hell" is this here?
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STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!