Hereness jokes
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Yooo, D.K. here!
I got to work.
Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.
Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.
Boss: Have a nice day.
Ben: Ok, bye!
Boss:??
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Let's chat here, Prince.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'