Hereness jokes
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
U can vent here idc.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Memes
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! đź’Ą"
The only joke here is the topic.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!