Hereness jokes
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
The only joke here is the topic.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"