Hereness jokes
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! đź’Ą"
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Memes
The only joke here is the topic.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
U can vent here idc.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.