Hereness jokes
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
U can vent here idc.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
The only joke here is the topic.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.