Hereness jokes
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
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Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Yooo, D.K. here!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Let's chat here, Prince.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!