Her jokes

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.

Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?

Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

How do you save your wife from drowning?

Take your foot off her neck.

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.