Her jokes
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after youโve raped her.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.