Her jokes

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.

A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!