Her jokes
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)