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Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!

I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.

Therapeutic dog, helping
rape victims in Afganistan.
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A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?

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The Good
More cost efficient.
Directs light down and to the sides.
Helps preserve the dark night sky.
The Bad
Wastes energy into the sky.
Glare, light trespass and harsh lighting.
The Ugly
Illuminates little but the bellies of birds.

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How I look at my cab
driver after my luggage
starts screaming for help

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Lobsters do not stop growing and do not die
of old age. They die when they become too
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We are going to take a lobster, help it molt
it's shell over several generations, and
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Im the best at tetris

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