Helen Keller

Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner

Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.

Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Why do you joke about Helen Keller? She was a good person and she learned sign language and learn to talk. So Why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

How does Helen Keller say dad? I don’t know but you should ask her..... wait never mind she can’t talk.