Helen Keller jokes
Dick.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
you.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.