This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
