What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl
Q-How did Hellen Keller break her wrist?
A-Reading road signs
do you know how to confuse hellen keller? put her in a room and tell her to find the corner
why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
I love you papi’s😫 no homo
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why did hellen hate when her dad yelled at her.
Oh wait she didn’t know🤣🤣
Hellen Keller can use hodled's words because they are so bad.
Hellen Keller more like hell n killer
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge, "(sign language)"
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she.
How did Helen Keller get punished? Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
have you seen the inside of helen kellers houses she has
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin? Yeah Helen ate her in the womb.
