Helen Keller

Helen Keller Jokes

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Helen Keller.

Helen Keller who?

(Don't say anything).

Helen Keller who?

...you will get a laugh...ty.

Nose

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

Corner

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

Cat

Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.

Food

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

Dad

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

Space

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

Parent

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

Plunger

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...

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    What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"