Helen Keller jokes
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
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"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
Ur mom.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Poop.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.